Bleeding Zombie Target – When Tin Cans Just Won’t Do

As we move into the future, the prospect of a Zombie apocalypse seems all the more likely, you only have to spend a day in one of the many supersized shopping centres dotted around the country, on any given Saturday to see the evidence. Shuffling hordes and uncontrollable groaning make up a staple part of our weekend leisure time diet as we hunt for the next great bargain.

So why not prepare ourselves for when those fellow shoppers become raging, brain eating undead freaks?

Zombie Target Cultoid

That’s right friends you can now purchase a zombie target. What’s more it actually bleeds when you shoot it….Oh wait I forgot to mention that it is marketed predominantly to people who own an actual gun!

Admittedly those people are the most likely to survive a zombie outbreak, but still I feel like I’m missing out here. Can’t we have a NERF friendly version? I demand zombie blood! Besides which if the above video is anything to go by, people with actual guns aren’t that accurate. It takes the guy shooting 30 odd seconds before he produces any new blood……what an idiot!

So in short this product is probably pointless for most UK based peeps as the only think we have to shoot it with are hosepipes and elastic bands. Maybe I’ll just buy one and cheese-grate it to death!

Happy hunting!

James is a movie obsessive with a particular love for scores and screenplays. He has written for numerous blogs, sites and cinemas and has been involved in several screenwriting projects. He can usually be found in front of a large plasma screen devouring Westerns, 80s pulp, Jimmy Stewart movies or anything by the Coens.

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