Coolio Cookbook – Cook like a motherf*cker

How many times have you found yourself asking “I wonder what Coolio likes to cook for himself and/or LV?” Well now, thanks to the good people at Firebox and the knowledge sharing culinary rapper himself, you can find out and make that shit yo’self!

Credit to Coolio, this is the most hilarious cook book the world has ever seen. Perhaps it was the lyrics of Gangsta’s Paradise that spurred him on to become such a competent chef?

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Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s running, but half of them ain’t looking
 What’s going on in the kitchen, but I don’t know what’s cookin’
They say I gotta learn, but nobody’s here to teach me
If they can’t understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can’t, I guess they won’t
I guess they front, that’s why I know my life is out of luck, fool.

Here’s the lowdown from Firebox:

From the lofty heights of ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ to a momentous residency in the Big Brother House, pineapple-headed rapper Coolio has now turned his hand to cookery lessons – billing himself as the “ghetto Martha Stewart.”

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Featuring 74 budget-friendly recipes straight out of Compton such as ‘Bro-ghetti’, ‘Pimp My Shrimp’, ‘Drunk-ass Chicken’, ‘Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread’ and ‘I’m-gonna-slap-you-with-my-whisk Tomato Bisque.’ You can learn how to become a kitchen pimp and transform those uninspiring cupboard contents into culinary masterpieces. Bold fusion cooking techniques like Blasian (Black Asian) or Ghettalian (Ghetto Italian) can’t be found anywhere else.

In his own words: “Let me be perfectly clear. You ain’t cookin’ with fire. You ain’t cookin’ with heat. You’re cookin’ with Coolio, motherf*cker!”

If you want to prove you have what it takes to cook like a motherf*cker, then click here to buy your very own copy of this year’s must have recipe book.

James is a movie obsessive with a particular love for scores and screenplays. He has written for numerous blogs, sites and cinemas and has been involved in several screenwriting projects. He can usually be found in front of a large plasma screen devouring Westerns, 80s pulp, Jimmy Stewart movies or anything by the Coens.

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