The DJ Cat Scratch Deck

I must admit that recently the ‘Stuff‘ section of this website has taken a hit of sorts. Not only have we been extra busy with other articles and future plans for the site, but also there hasn’t been that much that has jumped out at us as being Cultoid worthy when browsing aimlessly at crap….until now.

Yes folks it is with great pleasure that I introduce quite possibly my favourite cat related accessory ever to hit the web (and let’s face it that’s saying something). Please applaud in unison for the DJ Cat Scratch Deck.

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There are so many awesome things about this simple product that it’s hard to quantify it. Firstly it looks like something to have been invented by Chindogu Useless Inventions Society from the 1990s. Secondly it makes the area on your kitchen floor adjacent to the litter box look 100% cooler. It also comes in at an astonishing £15, and most importantly it makes your feline look like a cool cat and a total moron at the same time!!! The potential for Vine, Instagram and YouTube videos alone is worth the asking price.

So if you own a cat, and a copy of the intro to Walk This Way to play over the top of your inevitable comedy video then don’t wait. Head on over to Amazon and make yourself the happiest person in the world.

James is a movie obsessive with a particular love for scores and screenplays. He has written for numerous blogs, sites and cinemas and has been involved in several screenwriting projects. He can usually be found in front of a large plasma screen devouring Westerns, 80s pulp, Jimmy Stewart movies or anything by the Coens.

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